What movies have not aged well?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What celebrity do you admire the most?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
Goldfinger
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
What do most wives fantasize about?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.